LADIES DON'T DO IT!!

Obviously in 2009 GOOD HYGIENE is EVERYTHING!

Ladies, keep yourself up & gentleman yu shudnt even wanna date a woman like this!! =/

Deodorant clumps? Burnt pussy? For real New York????

`*SBnewnie.

SBpoll

How Do You Like Your Women?

Make-Up Or No Make-Up?

`*SBnewnie.

This Is A Proven Fact

I realized tht I have a lot of Pisces friends. Majority women. And they all told me or showed me, tht yu had to do the IMPOSSIBLE to keep a man. Just as our previous posts stated, yu aint suckin his dick/eatin her pussy, someone else is. *tht was just an example* POINT BLANK PERIOD. no IF's AND's or BUT's about it. And if you're okay with that, then its cool with me :) I'm just stating the obvious but why go through all of tht if you're tryna do the relationship thing??? How would yu feel if yur significant other went elsewhere for something? Whether it was from advice to sex? How would yu feel? Shudnt they cum to yu for everything??? I'm just saying.... Lemme kno yall. <3

`*SBnewnie.

No Room For Judgement

I Have Tons Of Friends DEEPLY In Love. Nothing I Can Help. Personally We're Too Young, Life Goes On. But Anyway, Most Of My Friends Are So Deep In Tht Dark Tunnel Called Love Tht Their Doin THE IMPOSSIBLE. Well, It's Possible Because They Do It. What I'm Sayin Is, What Could I Tell Someone Tht's In Love? Im Hurting For Her Right now, I KNOW He's Cheating, She knows.... WE ALL KNOW.. So Y Yu Not Moving On Mami? The Dick THAT Good?? =/ Like She Deserves Better Yall. & Now I See Her Gettin Her Shit Together, Hopefully She Follow's Up With It. It Broke My Heart When I Saw She Bought Him Something... But Didnt Buy Herself Something. Ladies, YOU ALWAYS COME FIRST. Fellas Too! This Is For Everyone. YOU Are Your Number 1 Priority. & Then Comes School, Work, Whateva Floats Ya Boat AND THEN Your Relationship. Im Srry But Yall May Be Dating, But Tht Aint Ya Damn HUSBAND/WIFE! You're Not Legally Married. Stop Acting Like Yu Cnt Live Without Each Other, Tht's Sick! You're Stronger Than Tht!!

jus a lil advice;

If Yu Think Ya Shorty Cheatin, Then Follow Ya Damn INTUITION!

Yu Aint Feeling Tht Way For Ya Health!

Yu Know Somethings Goin On You Just Dont Wanna Believe It.

`*SBnewnie.

strap it or spray it?

lmao, okay! so i was in the middle of updating our blog & addin new gadgets & i came across this!!

CONDOM SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dnt know much abt this but i scooped up a lil info from google for me & yu!

*i kno im late but dnt kill me* -_-

this product is bein researched in Germany by German engineers lol. *figures*

it says tht the male puts his penis into the can & it sprays latex from nozels in all directions.

i also seen another spray on condom... & yu jus spray it on...

like puttin oil sheen on ya damn hair!!

lol they say this product will range from 20-30 bucks!!

DAYUM!

aint NO pussy THAT good! i'd buy a 50cent condom for dem hoes!

or maybe im just cheap.. w/e.

this has its pro's & con's tho!

PRO's

1. yu dnt have to worry abt ONE SIZE FITS ALL. this will actually fit your penis! no slippin or poppin!!! NO BABIES!
2. this comes in different strengths & colors. whtevers clever!

CON's

1. after spraying the product on.. yu have to wait a few minutes for the latex to actually build.. we're not used to this.. with your traditional condom yu just strap up & go!!
2. ppl dnt kno how to act wen new technology comes around.. NUFF SED!

lol so how do yu feel about this??? strap it or spray it?

`*SBnewnie.

Twitter

just some GOOD TWITTER FIENDS to follow.

twitter.com/sbnewnie

twitter.com/sbsisi

twitter.com/balenciagabitch

twitter.com/ooneinamillioon

twitter.com/laine_cakes

twitter.com/shesdaworst

twitter.com/hautecoutureash

i KID yu guys NOT, we WILL have you in tears.

juicy update!

hmmm. 

the SBsistas inspire CODE to finally update his blog after 3 weeks?! 

this must be good business! 

he was always our BIGGEST fan ;) i kid, i kid.

anywho; check him out later tonight... 

he supposed to post sumthin UBERLY juicy abt our latest blogs.. 

& his blog is pretty great btw. 

so check him out at http://outofmymiind.blogspot.com

R U SERiOUS?! 1-800 Bad-Dick PT 2!

so we got this comment below...

N.I.K.E. & Martian Lewis said...

Speaking For All The 'Deebo's In The World. You Sure It Wasn't You That Sucked? Now Don't Get Me Wrong You Look Like a Good Lay...Maybe Dude Wasn't 'Aroused' Enough Maybe You Aint Do Your Part. You Ever Think About That?

Martin you ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to speak for all of the 'deebo's because this basically makes no ass sense!

CLEARLY SBsisi was talking abt size.. if your a deebo type nigga & NOT packing; 

IT AINT OUR DAMN FAULT!

no1 tol yu to pop shit & get bxtches hopes up high.

as for BAD SEX; it can be blamed on any1! cus as soon as the guy is turned off, the female is right behind him feeling likewise. & then its just a BAD EXPERIENCE.

`*SBnewnie bitches! 

1-800-Bad-Dick;;

how in hell this deebo lookin muthafxcka gotta microscopic penis?? how dare you G me into thinkin ya pipe game was ALL THAT && a bag of fxckin chips >:o .. i mean its only natural for me to get just a lil bit curious.."i love it when bitches take ALL the dick, cus some just be scared" he says ;; oh really?? take all of WHAT dick?? where is itt ?? ahhhhhhhhhh! he was so unworthy!

Ever Had A Bad Sexual Experience? Left You Feeling Robbed Without A Gun?
Call 1-800-Bad-Dick

these niqqas need to know that their mediocre sex isn't gonna cut it, it's simply unacceptable. STEP YA DICK UP!
it practically breaks my ♥ to get all hot && bothered then too receive wack penis,

"i hope you don't think im small" he says,
in my head;;funny, cus i was just thinkin the same thing. waste of freakin energy.
"damn you alot betta than i thought you wud be, real close to the best" he says,
in my head;;shittttt your my worse
"so when imma see you again" he says,
outfxckinloud;; I'll Pass, Niqqa Da Dick Was Trash, If Sex Was Record Sales You Would Be Double Glass!

`*SBsisi back in action !

an upset SBfan ='[

i found this pretty funny. an upset SBfan from twitter decided to write me on BLKBURRR! messenger & gets sooo upset.. like damn pa y yu mad?! i shudda put him on blast but nahhhh he dnt deserve the publicity!  -this includes a lil narration from me.. enjoy ;)

upsetSBfan writes `*SBnewnie continuously...

`*SBnewnie ignores him due to the fact tht's she's busy....

upsetSBfan continues to write `*SBnewnie...

`*SBnewnie <3: You're really annoying...

`*SBnewnie <3: & im fuckin bussyyyy!!!!!!

upsetSBfan: Ok that's all u had 2 say

upsetSBfan: Damn

upsetSBfan: I hate when girls be actin like they famous

so where did the famous stuff come in???? is tht wht the stars do nowadays?

`*SBnewnie <3: No1s actin fuckin famous if I'm not writing you back then y da fuck yu keep writing?

upsetSBfan: Good point Idk y I was even sweatin u

`*SBnewnie <3: Idk eitha

niggas be on it yoo!

upsetSBfan: Fuck yall starbox bitches

`*SBnewnie <3: Lmfaooo

`*SBnewnie laffs uncontrolably... like y yu had to tlk abt sisi too? she had nothing to do with this!

upsetSBfan: B/c yall got the star box of stds

so upsetSBfan shows his true colors & acts like a todler.

`*SBnewnie <3: Yea uh huh

 upsetSBfan: And all yall do is talk about sex

& his point was??? `*SBnewnie really didnt understand tht part..

`*SBnewnie <3: Ok &?

`*SBnewnie <3: Yu was on it tho

upsetSBfan : So I'm a boy

`*SBnewnie knows a handfull of boys tht's not on it!

`*SBnewnie <3: Ok bye now

upsetSBfan: Bye

continuing the DOME MOVEMENT pt. o03

okay, maybe you guys/gals didn't understand.

ladies; we N E V E R said go DOME'n off on every nigga you meet! we N E V E R said yu had to top off all ya sex partners. we N E V E R said all women suck dick. *REAL women aka FREAK BITCHES tht's not afraid to show wht they abt, dome off* haha. all we said was ladies S T O P frontin. if ya man licking ya box ALL CRAZY, & yall have a GOOD MONOGAMOUS relationship then y not deep throat him for once? *im just suggesting* like sum part of me believes this is y YOUR man goes elsewhere for DOME, bcus YOU'RE not handleing shit in the relationship. i believe TRUST has alot to do with this matter.

`*SBnewnie bitches!

setting the record.

some of you may have a certain perspective abt us SBsistas. some good, some bad.

but you know its really annoying wen you guys send me messages thinking tht the only thing we're goin to tlk abt is sex.. like wtf.. I AM HUMAN. i DO NOT spend my precious days tlking abt sex! & like you guys be so random with it; just come out of nowhere tlking abt sex! like THIS IS ONLY A BLOG. no we're not freaks & no we're not every guys fantasy *maybe so* ;). but still! like DO NOT write my aim, yahoo, msn, google tlk, twitter, myspace, facebook or downelink abt sex *i just went in lmao*! KEEP IT ON BLOGGER, pls. i'd really appreciate it! keep it in comments or write our email *sisi.and.newnie@gmail.com* for any questions, comments, concerns, posts or topics. i know im coming off a lil hard but damn respect my shit. sheessshhhh!

`*SBnewnie.

Don't call it a comeback!

okay so we're doing something new.. we want to know what you think.

tell us your feelings, experiences and questions.

we're also having authors featured weekly on our blog.

so just hit up the SBsistas at sisi.and.newnie@gmail.com & submit those posts!

EVERYONE WILL BE FEATURED!

but for now tell us how you want that!

LOVE SB.

its been a min but;;

i dnt got shxt to say!
im givin up sex FOREVER!!!
okay thts a lie. . .a big one but still
im officially goin krazy outta my mind && i cant take it
im depressed about my sex life. .
wdf happened?
im use to runnin this shxt!
i really lost my mojo? = (
i want that old thing back. . .
where da pussy monsters at ???
where the fck is the weed ????????
i need ♥ =-x
*sighs*

`*SBsisi

ily

shelaine. =*

sum QUESTIONs.. && a statement lol

ever had a FIRST-TIMER??

eg; takin a virginity.. sum1 qivin yu head for the 1st time in they borin life..

well.. i believe i took sum1s mouth vcard.. *so i was told* BUT wen shawty went down..... he werked it like a pro.. wtf???? OD porn?? been practicin?? bored much??? or they jus born wif it??????

he werked it so qood... i left his crib lookin like this...

HAHAHAHA && YEA I GOT 4EYES NOW.. BUH IM STILL A BOSS STARBOX BXTCH.. YU HEAR ME?? *im qlad i made yu laff =]*

`*SBnewnie.

the middle man/WOman.

note; stressed && listenin to nicki *da twin*.
so basically, 2day REALLY qave me a reason to hate vday. nvr really had 1.. no1 had such an experience like me.. buh I PAID IT. bcus of course I AM A BADD BXTCH. && tht's jus wht badd bxtches do. buh im not qon say fucc vday... cus ima look to the brighter side... && think abt how sum1 ate ma pussy ALL CRAZY on friday. =] *yu kno the STARBOX BXTCHES way*

anywhu... wht i experienced 2day was pure FUCKERY! yall shud kno this situation.. THE MIDDLE MAN.. yu kno, tht 1 person, cud be the best friend or jus a friend, tht yur siqnificant other ALWAYS qo to, to tell yur B.I.... KNOWING tht the best friend/friend or whomeva is qonna cum bacc && tell yu... like y qo thru all tht??????? like y cnt yur siqnificant other jus cum to yu wif their problems/feelinqs?? wudnt yu qive a person respect if they came DIRECT wif dey shxt?? like wht point r yu provinq qoin to sum1 else?? r yu tryna show me how much of a dicchead yu r?? no wait!! yur tryna tell me how scared yu r of showin yur feelinqs!! THNKS FOR ACTIN LIKE A BXTCH!!! i really appreciate it..

ALSO the badd thinq abt the MIDDLE MAN is tht, the dnt qive yu the messaqe in a whole... they tell yu piece by piece... like "oh yeaaa && she said lalalalalalala" && den 20mins lata they be like "i cnt believe he said lalala"... like BXTCH DAMN Y YU STRESSIN DA BADD N3WZ?!!! its like they want it to MARINATE... like they want yu to care... buh w.e. i paid it... yu kno tht way??

SHOUT OUT TO MA MAMA KEEMz
`*SBnewnie.

newnie bxtch;;i agree!!

from experience;;

lemme tell you somethinq. dnt let your man have female friends. there's just something fishy about all these unexplained friendships. where the fck yu kno this bxtch from? i'm prolly a lil bitter about this topic cus the last piece of shxt boy i was invovled wif cheated wif every girl on his myspace smfh. "thts my best friend" bullshit. niqqa had likee 19 bestfriends. he was deadass too lol. he wud wanna come at my kufi talkin bout "well you qot male friends too" so what! the shxt is tht females dnt go to their male friends for advice they go to their girls. wtf do guys kno about relationships? but anyways my main problem was the "sister". [no relation] she prolly knew my whole life. i'll never forget "you're the closest thing to me under my mother" deadass? thts too fckin close! too too too close! && he cudnt understand why tht wud bother me. like its unheard of for best friends to be hookin up. aint nobody really tryna do tht love shxt so now its jus like "well you kno me the best" or "i knew you the longest" so mite as fckin well. seriously tho i've seen it wif my own eyes. but bein realistic your significant other will have friends of the opposite sex; thts inevitable. soo it all boils down to the trust issue. its hard to come by; easy as hell to lose. in these situations the girlfriend/boyfriend becomes the bestfriend &nd the bestfriend becomes the 2nd bestfriend. thts the only way things are gonna work.

`*SBsisi

how wud yu take this?

ok, so yur datin a quy && OF COURSE he has qirls as friends. i rarely stress these situations, i can qive 2 flyin fuccs bcus i have quys as friends. fucc tht my bffl is a quy. buh bacc to the topic, the question really is how close shud their relationship be??? i mean like, there's the possibility of tht bxtch knowin yur personal B.I., yall problems, fucc tht wen yall havin problems there is a possibility he's qoin to ha for the solution!!! GET IT??!! her SEX is the SOLUTION!! idk.. tht's jus my take... diq it?? cus wht nxqqa has a female friend && not diqqin in tht?? especially if shorty badd. maybe they're not doin anythinq.. buh yu qotta think abt the possibilities.

&& 9 TIMES OUT OF 10

NxGGAS WILL BE NxGGAS.

nuff sed!

`*SBnewnie triccs!

how dare you. .

I'd like to add on to my starbox sista entry;;
this is qettin ridiculous cus i dnt understand wht bxtches is not understanding about the dome movement..
how dare yu still be stuck this "kid like mind" state or whateva >:o
this extends to the fellas too. .
its tht same menality tht qualifies you to be a bitchass niqqa/niqqaette
trust nd believe me when i say tht if yu are NOT suckin yur mans dick/eatin ya qirls pums
*cus not every bxtch qot the starbox hehe*
but yeahh there is another raggedy bitch/bumass nxqqa who will. .
nd yur 'significant other' has qot their number on speed dial
yuh undastand?
&& like yu cud receive nd not be willing to qive?
thts just SELFISH!
even tho it states in the bible;;
yu should qive not to receive
but im sayinn like at least be prepared yu can't just be completely oblivious to it
unacceptable!
uqhh how dare youu.

`*SBsisi

do yu think yu can qrow out of yur kid-like mind??

i mean like really. yu cud be mature buh still have tht conscious tht succin da johnny or eatin da pums is late. like we said REAL MEN / WOMEN DO REAL SHIT. its tht simple. i ask this question bcuz a female friend of ours *no names* believe she hasnt fully qrown yet to fucc wif the dome movement && tht maybe she's denyin it. && wont man up until further notice. buh we the case may be... cud yu qrow out of sumthin like tht?? like succin da johnny or eatin da pums aint for erybody *we nvr said it was* buh like WAYNE said 'she dun succ dicc buh she expectin me to eat ha' its true! sum of yu females is like tht. if yu aint blessin *in return* qet da steppin!! buh really, like wen does the kid-like mind-ness stop????

`*SBnewnie.

dom3 mov3m3nt pt.o02

im sick.im tired. im so sick&&tired!
imma set the record str8 once aqain;;
a lil late wit it, but in response to my son son CODE;; checc him out on "OUT OF MY MIND"
lets not front like bxtches aint been dominq off religiously since Adam was a Lad
BUT at the same time i cant pick sides cus bxtches still be frontinn
ladiessss REAL WOMEN SUCK DICK!!
BOOM BAM BOOM thats it!! nothin left to say
this is vital! && SiSi will never steer you wrong so take my advice;;
stop frontinq!
this fronting business is another epidemic taking over our youth &nd its jus not rite
now to those bxtches thts down wif the nitty gritty MORE POWER O02 YOU!
yu bless me;i bless yu! thts the name of game.

`*SBsisi

*STARBOX*

YU CAN SAY i START3D MY Y3AR OFF A LiTTL3 TOO GOOD. H3LLA H3AD && MAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DADDY DiCC LMFAOO. OD BUH TRU3! ANYWHU; i GOT A QU3STiON; Y DO YALL NiGGAS MAK3 MY H3AD BiGG3R? LMFAOO i M3AN LiK3 CMON ALL TH3 COMPLiM3NTS R COOL........ BUH... iTS WHT YUR COMPLiM3NTiNG LOL.... LiK3 OF COURS3 i G3T TH3 'YUR BADD/PR3TTY/A GOOD LOOK' && LALALALA BUH W3N YU COMPLiM3NT THE *STARBOX* i HAV3 NO CHOiC3 BUH TO BRAG ABT iT. Y3A YU KNO HOW A NiGGA BRAG ABT HiS DiCC? W3LL Mi PUSSY GAM3 PROPA ON DiS SiD3 LMFAOO. && TH3 MOR3 COMPLiM3NTS, TH3 MOR3 YU'LL H3AR ABT iT!! i CUD TLK ABT THiS ALL NiT3 LOL. D3Y LOV3 DA WAY iT TAST3. LiK3 i REALLY L3ARN3D DA TRU3 D3FiNiTiON OF A PUSSY MONSTA LMFAOOO. i GOT NiGGAS THT EAT DA PUMS LiK3 D3Y WAS BORN TO DO iT! LiK3 iTS NO 2MAR! LMAOOO. i R3ALLY HOPE YU LADi3S FiND SUM MONSTAz LiK3 i DiD.

OH Y3A YU GUYS W3'R3 PROLLY WOND3RiN WTF iS *STARBOX*... *STARBOX* iS GOOD, OUT OF TH3 ORDiNARY, EXTRAORDiNARY, FAT, JUiCY, PRETTY, TiGHT, iND3SCRiB3ABL3, N3ATLY SHAV3D, RAR3 VAGiNA!

&& sum kid had da n3rv3 to ask did SB mean SKATEBOARD... && do i skate... PSSSHHHHHHHHHHH! H3 MUST'V3 NVR HAD *STARBOX*

`*SBnewnie.

SO MANY THiNGS i'V3 GOT TO T3LL YU, BUH iM AFRAiD i DUN KNO HOW. CUS TH3R3'S A POSSiBiLiTY THT YU'D LOOK AT M3 DiFF3R3NTLY.

Y3A UHM; i'V3 LOST MY MOJO, THT'S Y i'V3 B33N GON3. NOT MUCH S3X STORi3S OR QU3STiONS ON D3CC. SO W3 TLKiN ABT LOV3. Y3S LOV3. ANYWHU THiS FUCCiN KiD STOL3 MY H3ART -&& i WANT iT BACC BY TH3 WAY! HOW CUD YU DO SUCH THiNGS TO SUM1, YU KNO PLAY WiF SUM1 H3ART. YU KNO THT WAY! HOW CUD YU ASK FOR LOV3 BUH W3N YU G3T iT YU ABUS3 iT???? i SO DUN LiK3 THiS F33LiN. YU MAK3 LOV3 ALL WRONG! YU MAK3 iT HARD W3N iTS JUS SO 3ASY. && i WAS NVR TH3 LOV3 TYP3, BUH YU GOT M3.. FALLiN! && iTS ALL WRONG! YU FUCCiN............. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YU GOT M3 SP33CHL3SS! ANYWAY, WHT W3 HAV3 iS GOOD SUMTiM3S. i GU3SS "THiS iS US" -LiK3 K3YSHiA COL3 WUD SAY. BUH i HAV3 A QU3STiON, WHT DO YU DO... W3N YUR TOTALLY ALiK3? FOR EXAMPLE;

OUR ATTiTUD3S! TH3Y WiLL NVR MiX! && iM FUCCiN STUBBORN && HARD-HEADED... && H3'S A DiCCH3AD *iM TLKiN OUT OF ANG3R* LOL. HAD TO CL3AR THT UP B4 YU GUYS NVR H3AR FROM M3 AGAiN LOL. BUH R3ALLY, WHT DO YU DO W3N YUR LiK3 US? i M3AN LiK3 i WAS NVR TH3 TYP3 TO SW3AT A FOOL BUH i ALWAYS GO THE WHOLE 100.... YU KNO THE 50/50 RUL3..... WHT DO i DO iN A SiTUATiON LiK3 THiS?

`*SBnewnie.

just a thouqht. .

iight so BOOM BAM BOOM this is my take on "relationships"
its a crock of shxt lOl but deadass tho;;
i feel no need to be settled down at 18 ass yrs of age &nd if yur my age yu shudnt feel tht way either
WAY too much daddy dick in the world yuh zimme
im sayin like i haven't even scratched the surface;;
haven't had me a white boy yet &nd nxqqas wanna settle down
yu mad as ass
&nd like dis is random but idk bout this whole love thing :-/
dnt get me wrong its great to have somebody to love &nd somebody to love you
but at the end of the day like HUHHH? wtf does all tht mean?
jus like J.SULLY sed! "jus cause i love you && you love me dat doesnt mean we're meant to be"
so friqqin true; she's the truth! i love her!

_`*SBsisi