Saturday, August 22, 2009

LADIES DON'T DO IT!!

Obviously in 2009 GOOD HYGIENE is EVERYTHING!
Ladies, keep yourself up & gentleman yu shudnt even wanna date a woman like this!! =/


Deodorant clumps? Burnt pussy? For real New York????
`*SBnewnie.



SBpoll

How Do You Like Your Women?
Make-Up Or No Make-Up?
`*SBnewnie.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

This Is A Proven Fact

I realized tht I have a lot of Pisces friends. Majority women. And they all told me or showed me, tht yu had to do the IMPOSSIBLE to keep a man. Just as our previous posts stated, yu aint suckin his dick/eatin her pussy, someone else is. *tht was just an example* POINT BLANK PERIOD. no IF's AND's or BUT's about it. And if you're okay with that, then its cool with me :) I'm just stating the obvious but why go through all of tht if you're tryna do the relationship thing??? How would yu feel if yur significant other went elsewhere for something? Whether it was from advice to sex? How would yu feel? Shudnt they cum to yu for everything??? I'm just saying.... Lemme kno yall. <3

`*SBnewnie.

No Room For Judgement

I Have Tons Of Friends DEEPLY In Love. Nothing I Can Help. Personally We're Too Young, Life Goes On. But Anyway, Most Of My Friends Are So Deep In Tht Dark Tunnel Called Love Tht Their Doin THE IMPOSSIBLE. Well, It's Possible Because They Do It. What I'm Sayin Is, What Could I Tell Someone Tht's In Love? Im Hurting For Her Right now, I KNOW He's Cheating, She knows.... WE ALL KNOW.. So Y Yu Not Moving On Mami? The Dick THAT Good?? =/ Like She Deserves Better Yall. & Now I See Her Gettin Her Shit Together, Hopefully She Follow's Up With It. It Broke My Heart When I Saw She Bought Him Something... But Didnt Buy Herself Something. Ladies, YOU ALWAYS COME FIRST. Fellas Too! This Is For Everyone. YOU Are Your Number 1 Priority. & Then Comes School, Work, Whateva Floats Ya Boat AND THEN Your Relationship. Im Srry But Yall May Be Dating, But Tht Aint Ya Damn HUSBAND/WIFE! You're Not Legally Married. Stop Acting Like Yu Cnt Live Without Each Other, Tht's Sick! You're Stronger Than Tht!!

jus a lil advice;
If Yu Think Ya Shorty Cheatin, Then Follow Ya Damn INTUITION!
Yu Aint Feeling Tht Way For Ya Health!
Yu Know Somethings Goin On You Just Dont Wanna Believe It.
`*SBnewnie.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

strap it or spray it?

lmao, okay! so i was in the middle of updating our blog & addin new gadgets & i came across this!!
CONDOM SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dnt know much abt this but i scooped up a lil info from google for me & yu!
*i kno im late but dnt kill me* -_-
this product is bein researched in Germany by German engineers lol. *figures*
it says tht the male puts his penis into the can & it sprays latex from nozels in all directions.
i also seen another spray on condom... & yu jus spray it on...
like puttin oil sheen on ya damn hair!!
lol they say this product will range from 20-30 bucks!!
DAYUM!
aint NO pussy THAT good! i'd buy a 50cent condom for dem hoes!
or maybe im just cheap.. w/e.
this has its pro's & con's tho!

PRO's
  1. yu dnt have to worry abt ONE SIZE FITS ALL. this will actually fit your penis! no slippin or poppin!!! NO BABIES!
  2. this comes in different strengths & colors. whtevers clever!
CON's
  1. after spraying the product on.. yu have to wait a few minutes for the latex to actually build.. we're not used to this.. with your traditional condom yu just strap up & go!!
  2. ppl dnt kno how to act wen new technology comes around.. NUFF SED!
lol so how do yu feel about this??? strap it or spray it?
`*SBnewnie.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Twitter

just some GOOD TWITTER FIENDS to follow.
twitter.com/sbnewnie
twitter.com/sbsisi
twitter.com/balenciagabitch
twitter.com/ooneinamillioon
twitter.com/laine_cakes
twitter.com/shesdaworst
twitter.com/hautecoutureash

i KID yu guys NOT, we WILL have you in tears.