This Is A Proven Fact

I realized tht I have a lot of Pisces friends. Majority women. And they all told me or showed me, tht yu had to do the IMPOSSIBLE to keep a man. Just as our previous posts stated, yu aint suckin his dick/eatin her pussy, someone else is. *tht was just an example* POINT BLANK PERIOD. no IF's AND's or BUT's about it. And if you're okay with that, then its cool with me :) I'm just stating the obvious but why go through all of tht if you're tryna do the relationship thing??? How would yu feel if yur significant other went elsewhere for something? Whether it was from advice to sex? How would yu feel? Shudnt they cum to yu for everything??? I'm just saying.... Lemme kno yall. <3

`*SBnewnie.

No Room For Judgement

I Have Tons Of Friends DEEPLY In Love. Nothing I Can Help. Personally We're Too Young, Life Goes On. But Anyway, Most Of My Friends Are So Deep In Tht Dark Tunnel Called Love Tht Their Doin THE IMPOSSIBLE. Well, It's Possible Because They Do It. What I'm Sayin Is, What Could I Tell Someone Tht's In Love? Im Hurting For Her Right now, I KNOW He's Cheating, She knows.... WE ALL KNOW.. So Y Yu Not Moving On Mami? The Dick THAT Good?? =/ Like She Deserves Better Yall. & Now I See Her Gettin Her Shit Together, Hopefully She Follow's Up With It. It Broke My Heart When I Saw She Bought Him Something... But Didnt Buy Herself Something. Ladies, YOU ALWAYS COME FIRST. Fellas Too! This Is For Everyone. YOU Are Your Number 1 Priority. & Then Comes School, Work, Whateva Floats Ya Boat AND THEN Your Relationship. Im Srry But Yall May Be Dating, But Tht Aint Ya Damn HUSBAND/WIFE! You're Not Legally Married. Stop Acting Like Yu Cnt Live Without Each Other, Tht's Sick! You're Stronger Than Tht!!

jus a lil advice;

If Yu Think Ya Shorty Cheatin, Then Follow Ya Damn INTUITION!

Yu Aint Feeling Tht Way For Ya Health!

Yu Know Somethings Goin On You Just Dont Wanna Believe It.

`*SBnewnie.

strap it or spray it?

lmao, okay! so i was in the middle of updating our blog & addin new gadgets & i came across this!!

CONDOM SPRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dnt know much abt this but i scooped up a lil info from google for me & yu!

*i kno im late but dnt kill me* -_-

this product is bein researched in Germany by German engineers lol. *figures*

it says tht the male puts his penis into the can & it sprays latex from nozels in all directions.

i also seen another spray on condom... & yu jus spray it on...

like puttin oil sheen on ya damn hair!!

lol they say this product will range from 20-30 bucks!!

DAYUM!

aint NO pussy THAT good! i'd buy a 50cent condom for dem hoes!

or maybe im just cheap.. w/e.

this has its pro's & con's tho!

PRO's

1. yu dnt have to worry abt ONE SIZE FITS ALL. this will actually fit your penis! no slippin or poppin!!! NO BABIES!
2. this comes in different strengths & colors. whtevers clever!

CON's

1. after spraying the product on.. yu have to wait a few minutes for the latex to actually build.. we're not used to this.. with your traditional condom yu just strap up & go!!
2. ppl dnt kno how to act wen new technology comes around.. NUFF SED!

lol so how do yu feel about this??? strap it or spray it?

`*SBnewnie.

Twitter

just some GOOD TWITTER FIENDS to follow.

twitter.com/sbnewnie

twitter.com/sbsisi

twitter.com/balenciagabitch

twitter.com/ooneinamillioon

twitter.com/laine_cakes

twitter.com/shesdaworst

twitter.com/hautecoutureash

i KID yu guys NOT, we WILL have you in tears.

juicy update!

hmmm. 

the SBsistas inspire CODE to finally update his blog after 3 weeks?! 

this must be good business! 

he was always our BIGGEST fan ;) i kid, i kid.

anywho; check him out later tonight... 

he supposed to post sumthin UBERLY juicy abt our latest blogs.. 

& his blog is pretty great btw. 

so check him out at http://outofmymiind.blogspot.com

R U SERiOUS?! 1-800 Bad-Dick PT 2!

so we got this comment below...

N.I.K.E. & Martian Lewis said...

Speaking For All The 'Deebo's In The World. You Sure It Wasn't You That Sucked? Now Don't Get Me Wrong You Look Like a Good Lay...Maybe Dude Wasn't 'Aroused' Enough Maybe You Aint Do Your Part. You Ever Think About That?

Martin you ought to be ashamed of yourself for trying to speak for all of the 'deebo's because this basically makes no ass sense!

CLEARLY SBsisi was talking abt size.. if your a deebo type nigga & NOT packing; 

IT AINT OUR DAMN FAULT!

no1 tol yu to pop shit & get bxtches hopes up high.

as for BAD SEX; it can be blamed on any1! cus as soon as the guy is turned off, the female is right behind him feeling likewise. & then its just a BAD EXPERIENCE.

`*SBnewnie bitches! 

1-800-Bad-Dick;;

how in hell this deebo lookin muthafxcka gotta microscopic penis?? how dare you G me into thinkin ya pipe game was ALL THAT && a bag of fxckin chips >:o .. i mean its only natural for me to get just a lil bit curious.."i love it when bitches take ALL the dick, cus some just be scared" he says ;; oh really?? take all of WHAT dick?? where is itt ?? ahhhhhhhhhh! he was so unworthy!

Ever Had A Bad Sexual Experience? Left You Feeling Robbed Without A Gun?
Call 1-800-Bad-Dick

these niqqas need to know that their mediocre sex isn't gonna cut it, it's simply unacceptable. STEP YA DICK UP!
it practically breaks my ♥ to get all hot && bothered then too receive wack penis,

"i hope you don't think im small" he says,
in my head;;funny, cus i was just thinkin the same thing. waste of freakin energy.
"damn you alot betta than i thought you wud be, real close to the best" he says,
in my head;;shittttt your my worse
"so when imma see you again" he says,
outfxckinloud;; I'll Pass, Niqqa Da Dick Was Trash, If Sex Was Record Sales You Would Be Double Glass!

`*SBsisi back in action !

an upset SBfan ='[

i found this pretty funny. an upset SBfan from twitter decided to write me on BLKBURRR! messenger & gets sooo upset.. like damn pa y yu mad?! i shudda put him on blast but nahhhh he dnt deserve the publicity!  -this includes a lil narration from me.. enjoy ;)

upsetSBfan writes `*SBnewnie continuously...

`*SBnewnie ignores him due to the fact tht's she's busy....

upsetSBfan continues to write `*SBnewnie...

`*SBnewnie <3: You're really annoying...

`*SBnewnie <3: & im fuckin bussyyyy!!!!!!

upsetSBfan: Ok that's all u had 2 say

upsetSBfan: Damn

upsetSBfan: I hate when girls be actin like they famous

so where did the famous stuff come in???? is tht wht the stars do nowadays?

`*SBnewnie <3: No1s actin fuckin famous if I'm not writing you back then y da fuck yu keep writing?

upsetSBfan: Good point Idk y I was even sweatin u

`*SBnewnie <3: Idk eitha

niggas be on it yoo!

upsetSBfan: Fuck yall starbox bitches

`*SBnewnie <3: Lmfaooo

`*SBnewnie laffs uncontrolably... like y yu had to tlk abt sisi too? she had nothing to do with this!

upsetSBfan: B/c yall got the star box of stds

so upsetSBfan shows his true colors & acts like a todler.

`*SBnewnie <3: Yea uh huh

 upsetSBfan: And all yall do is talk about sex

& his point was??? `*SBnewnie really didnt understand tht part..

`*SBnewnie <3: Ok &?

`*SBnewnie <3: Yu was on it tho

upsetSBfan : So I'm a boy

`*SBnewnie knows a handfull of boys tht's not on it!

`*SBnewnie <3: Ok bye now

upsetSBfan: Bye

continuing the DOME MOVEMENT pt. o03

okay, maybe you guys/gals didn't understand.

ladies; we N E V E R said go DOME'n off on every nigga you meet! we N E V E R said yu had to top off all ya sex partners. we N E V E R said all women suck dick. *REAL women aka FREAK BITCHES tht's not afraid to show wht they abt, dome off* haha. all we said was ladies S T O P frontin. if ya man licking ya box ALL CRAZY, & yall have a GOOD MONOGAMOUS relationship then y not deep throat him for once? *im just suggesting* like sum part of me believes this is y YOUR man goes elsewhere for DOME, bcus YOU'RE not handleing shit in the relationship. i believe TRUST has alot to do with this matter.

`*SBnewnie bitches!

setting the record.

some of you may have a certain perspective abt us SBsistas. some good, some bad.

but you know its really annoying wen you guys send me messages thinking tht the only thing we're goin to tlk abt is sex.. like wtf.. I AM HUMAN. i DO NOT spend my precious days tlking abt sex! & like you guys be so random with it; just come out of nowhere tlking abt sex! like THIS IS ONLY A BLOG. no we're not freaks & no we're not every guys fantasy *maybe so* ;). but still! like DO NOT write my aim, yahoo, msn, google tlk, twitter, myspace, facebook or downelink abt sex *i just went in lmao*! KEEP IT ON BLOGGER, pls. i'd really appreciate it! keep it in comments or write our email *sisi.and.newnie@gmail.com* for any questions, comments, concerns, posts or topics. i know im coming off a lil hard but damn respect my shit. sheessshhhh!

`*SBnewnie.